ASK GREEN/GARY!

sup guys

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 17:23:39 -0400

i’ve been inactive for a while, i get that. i’ve been wanting to update once i got my tablet, so hopefully that’ll be this week. please be patient with me, i’ll be sure to answer all questions and what not once again.

thank you again folks.

Sorry about the lack of activity as of late!

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 02:41:30 -0400

I’ve been busy with some things and will hopefully get all my answers up later today or tomorrow! Thank you all for being patient! The askbox is always open and thank you all for the new followers! Y’all are the best, thanks again for your patience and support!

CAN I EAT GREENS CAKE THAT IS NOW YOURS?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 03:26:54 -0400

NO YOU CANNOT. THIS IS MY CAKE.

DO YOU HAVE CAKE?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 03:12:41 -0400

GREEN DOESN’T HAVE ANY, CAUSE I JUST STOLE HIS.

HEY GARY. HEY. BE HONEST, HOW HARD DO YOU >SUCK
Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:51:00 -0400

HOW HARD DO I SUCK?

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS STUPID.

GARY OAK NEVER SUCKS.

Naaaw, Red chooses only pimps with giant dicks for boyfriends.

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:47:00 -0400

LOOKS LIKE GREEN IS WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND THEN, WHAT A LOSER.

THAT WAS FUCKING NOTHING

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:45:00 -0400

IS THIS FOR THAT PUSSY GREEN OR FOR ME? STOP PUSSY FOOTING AROUND IT AND COME AT ME.

CHALLENGE MOTHERFUCKING ACCEPTED

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:34:00 -0400

COME AT ME BRO, COME AT ME THEN. BRING IT.

Wait, then how big is Greens dick?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:32:00 -0400

HE’S SHOVING ME AWAY WHENEVER I TRY TO CHECK HIM, BUT HE SAID THAT HE WAS 7”.

I BET THAT PUSSY’S LYING THOUGH.

IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:31:00 -0400

ALWAYS WAS AND CAN BE A CHALLENGE, BITCH.

stop acting like gary oak and be like green, please?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:31:00 -0400

GREEN ISN’T EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW, ANON, HE’S DRAWING OUT RESPONSES FOR THESE BULL SHIT QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK HIM.

GARY OAK ANSWERS ALL THESE FUCKING TEXT QUESTIONS THE WAY HE WANTS TO.

(No, but seriously as the creator of the blog, I will say this: if you have a question for Gary Oak, address it to him and I’ll answer it with text; question for Green Oak, it will be answered with drawings. Thank you for your concern though, anon. I think this’ll make it easier and a lot more fun.)

BITCH I CAN HANDLE IT, YOU ME BED NOW

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:29:00 -0400

IF YOU’RE ASKING GREEN FOR IT, HE SAID NO. HE’S IN THE OTHER ROOM DRAWING RESPONSES.

THIS IS GARY OAK AND I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT, BITCH.

GREEEEEEN HOW LONG IS YOUR DIIIICKK

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:25:00 -0400

MY DICK IS 13” LONG WITH A 9” GIRTH, BITCH.

THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? I HIGHLY FUCKING DOUBT IT. I WOULD RIP YOU UP.

Green, I bet those last two badges were fake. You made them didn't you. Be HONEST.

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:20:00 -0400

LET’S BE HONEST, DID YOUR PARENTS REALLY WANT YOU?

PROBABLY NOT, AND I WOULDN’T EITHER SINCE YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD.

I WON THOSE BADGES FROM REAL GYMS, BUT AFTER BEATING THEM THEY COULDN’T HANDLE EXISTING ANYMORE AND BLEW THEMSELVES UP, ALONG WITH THE GYM.

Green, goes the curtain match the drapes, or does it match the label (your name)?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:17:00 -0400

DOES YOUR DNA MATCH YOUR DAD’S?

YES THE CURTAINS MATCH THE DRAPES, YOU DUMB SHIT. I DON’T GO AROUND BLEACHING MY FUCKING PUBES LIKE SOME EMO SCENE BITCHES.

Green, what's the girth of your penis :U

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:15:00 -0400

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? IT MIGHT BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND.

IT’S 9”.

Photo

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:06:35 -0400

Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is off limits. Ask me anything.

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 02:06:09 -0400

koriborn:

Is your dick bigger than Reds?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 04:43:18 -0400

I think I can handle your girth. - Red

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 04:42:34 -0400